1 00:00:16,319 --> 00:00:18,040 Just keep the old one. I think that's better. 2 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:39,320 And I will do. And tell me who can start my heart as much as you. 3 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:41,740 Tell me all your secrets. 4 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,500 I'll tell you most of mine. 5 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,600 They say nobody's perfect. 6 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,720 Well, that's really true this time. 7 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,640 Cause I don't have the answers. 8 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,580 I don't have a plan. 9 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:56,760 All I have is you. So baby, help me understand. What we do. 10 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,840 And you can whisper in my ear. Where we go. 11 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,680 Who knows what happens after here. 12 00:01:04,459 --> 00:01:08,800 Let's take each other's hand and jump into the final frontier. 13 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,800 Final frontier. 14 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:19,760 I've 15 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:26,580 never 16 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:30,560 felt better in my life. 17 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,880 I'm so energetic. I'm full of pep and vim. I'm focused. I'm alive. 18 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:35,738 I'm alert. 19 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:37,540 I am lord of the galaxy. 20 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:38,839 Hey. 21 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,980 Oh, my wife is here. I gotta go. 22 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,840 Are you home for lunch? 23 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:46,020 Sadly, no. Home for the truck file, which I forgot. I was so exhausted this 24 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:48,400 morning that I left without it in the presentation for this afternoon. 25 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,860 We still own the child, right? 26 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,560 Yes, we do. She's out with Ira and Lisa. Oh, good. 27 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:56,420 Yeah, they do this thing where Lisa pretends she's the mom. It's... 28 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:58,730 You know, it's cute, but it's really incredibly sad. 29 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:02,330 Well, there's nothing wrong with my sister having a little fun, spending 30 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,330 Hello. 31 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:05,090 You look nice. 32 00:02:05,570 --> 00:02:06,570 Thank you. 33 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:10,130 Here's a thought for you, just off the top of my head. How would you like to 34 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:10,948 stay home for lunch? 35 00:02:10,949 --> 00:02:11,950 I'm not hungry. 36 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:16,810 When I say lunch, I don't really mean lunch. I mean... lunch. 37 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:20,930 Oh. A little quickie, huh? A little afternoon delight. 38 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,210 A nooner. 39 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:23,790 A nooner? 40 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,290 Is that an expression you use? 41 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,680 A fast one. A leaner. 42 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,360 Oh. A mulligan. 43 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:33,700 What? What do you do all day? Oh, all right. You know, it's a good point. 44 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,600 One hour martinizing. 45 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:37,220 Good. All right. All right. Okay. 46 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:39,440 What do you have here? What is it? 47 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,220 Hey, sweetie, either you have a very long wait at the bakery. I signed up for 48 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,220 10K charity run. 49 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:48,340 Really? Well, good for you. What charity did you pay? Mother Teresa's Magic 50 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,700 Children. Good for you. 51 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,040 You know what? 52 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,680 I'm going to sign up, too. 53 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,380 Yeah, we'll run together, you and me. We'll run. It'll be fun. 54 00:02:56,780 --> 00:03:00,020 Sweetie, not everybody has to run physically. You can run in spirit. 55 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,180 What do you mean? 56 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,040 Sweetie, it's a 10K, 10 whole K. 57 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:07,840 Right. You're saying you don't think I can run 10K? In a row. 58 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:13,520 That's very nice. My wife, who's supposed to be, like, my biggest 59 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,700 don't think that I have the energy to run a measly... 60 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,040 Ten little K. Do you even know how much a K is? 61 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,880 Yes, a K is one -tenth of a 10K. Uh -huh. 62 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,940 The point is, if you can do it, you're pretty sure I can do it. Okay. 63 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:30,280 You know what I think? I think you are afraid, my little friend. Afraid of? 64 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,320 Eating my dust. 65 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,580 I see. Uh -huh. 66 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:36,680 But you know what? Under the circumstances, I'm going to let it go. 67 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,440 kind of person I am, and I'm going to offer you a lunch wiggle. 68 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,980 Oh! Come on, come on. All of us will mumble. 69 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,200 Sweetie. I'm tired. 70 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:46,310 I'm late. I can't find my file. Yeah, okay. Big 10K person doesn't have the 71 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,250 strength for a little fiddle faddle. Honey. I understand. You're a mom. 72 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:51,790 working. Who has the energy for a Chattanooga choo -choo? It's all right. 73 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,310 Really? 74 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:58,530 No kidding around? Uh -huh. So we have time for a flopsy? Yep. Yeah, we'll be 75 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,670 behind. Humphrey. 76 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:02,210 One more. I'm going back to the office. Last one, I swear. 77 00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:12,450 losing all that weight after Mabel was born. Please, don't do this. The last 78 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:15,010 pounds were really bad. You understand, you are not her mother. And the 79 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,709 lactating and the... Thank God, you're just her aunt. 80 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,089 Hey, I'd be an amazing mother. Oh, yeah? 81 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:21,290 Yeah. 82 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:23,730 In fact, I think I want a baby of my own right now. 83 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,750 Okay, Liz, just a couple of things to consider, all right? 84 00:04:27,090 --> 00:04:27,929 Like what? 85 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:28,930 Like you're nuts. 86 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:31,530 Yeah. Yeah, and, like, what are you going to do about a husband? 87 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,209 I'll adopt. 88 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:35,470 Hey, don't even joke about something like that. 89 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:37,030 I have a need to mother. 90 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,720 Well, maybe you should not start at the top, you know, like with a baby human. 91 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,680 Maybe you should start with, like, a cactus, you know, or a banana. 92 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,220 I can mutter more than a banana. 93 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 How about a monkey? 94 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,100 No, no. A monkey's too evolved. 95 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:51,239 A turtle. 96 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,300 Get yourself a turtle. 97 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,040 Oh, no, no. It has to have fur. 98 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,960 You can't be a mother unless the thing you're mothering has fur. A gerbil. 99 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,480 A cow. 100 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,960 Iguana. A horsey. Parrot. Cat. 101 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,680 Hey, that sounds pretty good. Good. Adopt a cat. 102 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:04,900 Yeah, I will. 103 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,420 What a cute baby. 104 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,990 Oh. Thank you. 105 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:11,110 You know, I was in labor for over 70 hours. Here we go. 106 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:18,250 Got to love those nooners. 107 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:21,350 Let's hear it for a nooner. Is it noon? 108 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:23,830 Let's have a nooner. I'm hungry. Are you hungry? 109 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,250 Let's eat. Make me lunch. 110 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,870 Sleeping. You promised you weren't going to make me lunch. Aren't you hungry? 111 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,129 Aren't you? 112 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,130 Aren't you? 113 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:34,430 I'm trying to sleep. Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but that was right up there 114 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:37,770 with the best ever. Honey, just... No talking. Just sleeping. 115 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:42,850 And yet, ironically, incredibly, happily, wonderfully, among the very 116 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:46,270 best. I'll give you $20 to be quiet. I feel so energized. 117 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:51,770 $30. So filled with voltage. I love this. This energy. These volts. 118 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:54,210 I sing the body electric. 119 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:56,090 It's chi. 120 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,190 Huh? 121 00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:58,670 It's chi. 122 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,750 Chinese for life energy. 123 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:03,210 You have taken all my chi. 124 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:06,290 I'm totally empty. Even the extra tank. 125 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:10,640 which is why now, according to Chinese legend, I must sleep for a thousand 126 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,599 years. 127 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,060 Let me tell you something, buddy. That is some primo chi you got there, because 128 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:18,460 I am late, officially late. You know what? I don't need that file for my 129 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:21,740 presentation. I'll do it off the top, on the spot, right off the top of my head. 130 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,260 You're not making me lunch, are you? 131 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,140 Can't even talk. Gotta go. Okay. 132 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,460 Let's grab a Cobb salad. 133 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,000 I just fell asleep again. 134 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:40,940 How about this one? Looks just like Annette Bening. Yeah, that's just what I 135 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:42,560 need. A cat that's better looking than me. 136 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,100 Hey, look at that one. 137 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,600 What? Oh, 138 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,400 that's a kangaroo. 139 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,080 It'll probably kill a rabbit. 140 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:55,760 Wow, look at his coat. I wonder what kind of cat it is. 141 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,640 That'll be the very rare homicidal jumping cat. 142 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,500 He's feisty. 143 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,099 Excuse me. 144 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,360 I'd like to adopt this cat, please. 145 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:04,900 That one? 146 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,760 You have a problem with that? 147 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,320 Are you sure about this? This cat looks like it just got out of Bellevue. 148 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,520 I'm telling you, go with Annette. 149 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,320 See, 150 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,100 he needs me. 151 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:31,200 Oh, yeah, scratch my back. That feels good. What? It's fine. 152 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,600 Buckman at the five and Murray in hot pursuit. 153 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:45,700 I say Murray in hot pursuit. 154 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:53,960 Hiya. Hi. Did you forget something at home two days in a row? Oh, boy, the 155 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,520 is the first thing to go. That is just so sad. But I want you to know, honey, 156 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:00,180 don't worry. We're going to put you in a nice home somewhere. Not one of those 157 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,920 state -run facilities. I'm talking like a lovely place in the country, you know, 158 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,520 with finger paints and roses and a nice little duck pond. Can we have a nooner? 159 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:10,090 Can we have a nooner? It's noon. 160 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:14,870 What do you think? Do you think you can just march in here unannounced whenever 161 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,850 you want and I'm supposed to hop to it and service your every primitive need? 162 00:08:18,070 --> 00:08:19,130 Yes. Exactly. 163 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:26,810 You know, after yesterday's nooner, I got Donald Trump to fund a daycare 164 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,100 The thing is, I have to somehow today get him to pay for an environmentally 165 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,640 friendly playground. I have no idea how to do this. 166 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,780 So it occurred to me, hey, I know, let's have another Nooner, which will be 167 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:40,120 barrels of fun in and of itself, not to mention it may be able to, like, jog my 168 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,120 thinking a little bit. 169 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:43,480 I'm only doing this for the environment. You're a giver. 170 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,220 I signed up for the charity 10K. 171 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:47,500 Hey, hey, hey. 172 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:48,900 Don't talk. Okay. 173 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:56,230 I've never been used like this before in my life, and I must say, me likey. 174 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:06,350 Eleven, would you please? 175 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,370 Oh, hey, Eleven, me too. 176 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:10,550 Oh, yeah, Bethesda. 177 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:14,030 You know what? I know that Eleven would be lovely. 178 00:09:14,630 --> 00:09:15,630 I'm a new mother. 179 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:16,750 Really? 180 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:36,440 But translated into running, what we just did is maybe an eighth of a K. And 181 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,440 look at you. 182 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,540 Don't look at me. I'm grotesque. 183 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,159 Hey, Lee. 184 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:47,100 Hey. Hey, hey. Did you learn to knock? Please, I'm bottomless under an Afghan 185 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,120 here. Can I leave this here for a couple days? 186 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,320 This? Did I say this was going to happen? I knew it. 187 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 No, 188 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,740 it's okay. It's okay. It's just a little putty cap. 189 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,620 I got to go. I'll walk you out. 190 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,680 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 191 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,820 a minute. Wait a minute. 192 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:12,680 Wait a minute. 193 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,740 Wait a minute. 194 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:37,230 just to warm up. Oh, honey, do you know how few things there are that are less 195 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:38,250 likely right now? 196 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:39,930 Come on, Uncle Joe. 197 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:43,930 What is that, Uncle Joe? Because you're moving kind of slow. 198 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:49,010 You're so funny and so clever. 199 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:52,630 Honey, what do you think the odds are of you running a 10K tomorrow if you can't 200 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,630 leave the house today? 201 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,830 All right. You want to see running? 202 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:59,610 You want to see running? We'll see some running. You will see me run like 203 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,820 lightning. Oh, every day my feet a little further away. 204 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,800 Do you think that neuter was the best so far? I could tell. 205 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:13,320 You let out a sound, my friend, a wild sound I'd never heard before. My sounds 206 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,400 were within perfectly reasonable limits. 207 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:19,860 Well, maybe you didn't hear yourself, but it was like... That 208 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:23,860 was the noise. 209 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,400 Actually, 210 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,420 that was the noise. 211 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:58,900 Call someone. 212 00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,819 Like who? 213 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,960 The SWAT team. 214 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,580 Or the exorcist. 215 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,580 They'll say the pound. 216 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:06,460 Why would you call the pound? 217 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,760 To take away the cat. 218 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:13,280 You just returned the cat. That cat is Lisa's baby. How would you feel if 219 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,280 someone returned Mabel? 220 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,480 If Mabel were leaping nine feet in the air and biting the tails off of 221 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,120 sheepdogs, I think I'd be open for discussion. 222 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,120 The book of a thousand cats? 223 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,560 $1 .98. What do you care? 224 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:25,869 You know what? 225 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,810 You call the pound. I'm gonna get Murray out of there. Be careful. 226 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,270 I believe I will be careful. 227 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:36,510 Shh. 228 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:35,160 It has pronounced ears. And here's the thing. It has, like, a bone -chilling 229 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,160 cry. 230 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,780 It's sort of a... No, 231 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:46,160 it's higher than that. Like a... Really incredibly bad cat. 232 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,480 What do you mean it's not a regular cat? 233 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,740 What is it, then? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Here it is. 234 00:13:53,940 --> 00:13:54,940 It's a puma. 235 00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:58,180 It's a baby puma. There's a puma in the kitchen? 236 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,380 I say, it is your department. 237 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:08,070 Please send us some half -crazed meat. You're darn tootin' all over me. 238 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,030 My goodness. 239 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:15,570 Paul, 240 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:17,309 walk out of here. 241 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,430 Honey, he's got a real knack for this, okay? 242 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,810 Just back out, slow. 243 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,490 Paul, I just... Do it! 244 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,330 Yes, hello. 245 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:31,690 A park ranger? Where am I supposed to find a park ranger in Manhattan? Central 246 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:32,690 Park? 247 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,160 Oh, Central Park. 248 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:40,640 Honey, they say we have to... Are you good? 249 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,140 Oh, yeah. 250 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,900 Give me back my cat. 251 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,160 It's too dangerous. 252 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,360 Fine. Thank you. 253 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:56,920 Would you just cut it out? And don't call him dangerous. My baby is not 254 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,920 dangerous, okay? 255 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:58,980 Oh. 256 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,300 Hi. 257 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,200 It's in there. 258 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:06,540 Must be exciting being a ranger, huh? Well, it has its moments. Yeah, I bet 259 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,540 can see far. 260 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,760 Oh, 261 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:10,160 isn't he a cutie? 262 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,480 Yeah, he's adorable. 263 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,500 It's a tranquilizer, just so I can get him to the zoo. 264 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:18,559 The zoo? 265 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,580 Oh, come on. I know he's been in a lot of trouble, and, well, you try and teach 266 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,000 them right from wrong, but... It's a cat. 267 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,800 It's not your fault. 268 00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:28,320 Of course it's my fault. I'm his mother. I'm responsible. It's nobody's fault. 269 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,640 It's a cat. 270 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,330 There's so much a mother can do. Every child has its own nature. Our baby's a 271 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:36,289 fussy eater. 272 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,110 Your baby's a, you know, a puma. 273 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:42,970 Honey, behind you. Quick. No, no, no, no, no. Shoot me, shoot me. You want me 274 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:43,929 to? No. 275 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:45,670 Well, you know what? The guy's already here. 276 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,710 No. Hey, you know what? You're not a mother, are you? No. So you don't know 277 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:50,710 heartache, the worry? 278 00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,090 Shoot him, shoot him. 279 00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,720 What, 12 to 14 hours? Yeah. Yeah. 280 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:29,580 Honey? 281 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,320 Sweetie? 282 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,320 Paul? Born free. 283 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:39,480 As free as the wind blow. 284 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880 Honey? 285 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,680 Huh? It's time for the 10K, sweetie. 286 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 I can't. 287 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,180 I know. I know. 288 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,940 I can't. I don't. You go. You go. 289 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,520 Have a nice time. I will. 290 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:57,240 I was just wondering if maybe before I do, you want to have a little flopsy? 291 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,600 A McMullen? 292 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,780 A Mulligan. Whatever it is. No. 293 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:06,700 You'll give me that edge, that little extra something. No, I don't have 294 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,700 to give you. Oh, sweetie, I've been shot in the ass with a tranquilizer. 295 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,140 There. Ow. 296 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:15,220 No, I've been bitten in the colon. 297 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:21,089 I can't. If you don't care about Mother Teresa's magic children... Don't do that 298 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,730 to me, please. No, no, no, fine. If you're willing to suck the magic out of 299 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:26,250 their desperate little love... Oh, I'm begging you. You know what? Most of 300 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,690 children have never even had a day in the sun. All right, let's go. 301 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,710 Maybe half a Guggenheim, but then I gotta lie down. 302 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:46,190 Look, I can't work with you this way. I asked you to meow, you leave. 303 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,700 I ask you to leave, you hit. I ask you to hiss, you swap. 304 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,900 Uh, actually, we call that swiping. 305 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,900 Shut up! I'm an adult! 306 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,160 I just spent the last five days directing a freaking cat! 307 00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,660 Sure, now. 308 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,960 You call yourself a cat? You're not a cat. Murray's a dog, and he's a better 309 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960 than you are. 310 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:11,740 Murray walks in, hits his mark, looks up and barks. He's not even looking at me. 311 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,880 See, you shouldn't even be in SAG. 312 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:28,620 Ruby Wax meets legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss at 9 .30. And at 10 .40, 313 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,600 we kick off our Lee Evans season live from the West End. Up next, though, 314 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,600 by for Frasier.